one day when i was out fishing with my friend eddie we saw a badger walking along the riverbank eddie said "hello mister badger"
the badger replied "do one ginger nuts" and ran away eddie burst of tears and cried like a little girl which he is a right ponce. later on in the day eddie caught a huge fish called keisha she sat in the keep net. the badger we met reapperad and asked if he could have keisha eddie said "of course". suddenly gary glitter jumped out of a bush and grabed eddie "mine all mine" he screamed running licking his lips
i haven't seen eddie since :`(